Don’t tell me that after a wild night you haven’t EVER been left with hickeys or love bites on your body. Have you ever been asked about them? Did you ever feel embarrassed? Here are a few ridiculously foolish excuses people have given for the hickey marks on their body:
Insect bite: This is probably one of the most commonly used excuses. However, it is stupid because everyone knows the difference between an insect bite and a hickey.
Allergy: You want us to believe that you have an allergy, suddenly, that too on a particular part of the body only? Doesn’t is sound bizarre to you too?
Pet scratch: Unless your pet is an ultra romantic, it is not going to give you marks that clearly look like a hickey.
Hurt yourself by something: How does one believe someone who says they just randomly hit a pole or a door edge that hurt them around their neck or boob area?
Burn marks: One can easily distinguish between a burn mark and a hickey. However, even if you are able to sell this to someone, it won’t even take two days for the truth to reveal. A burn mark won’t vanish so soon! (Read: Real men reveal why they prefer having sex with non-virgins)
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